Praise "Bob!" I'm trying to get Penn interested enough in this particular topic to do a piece on his radio show (because we need the publicity). It has several items that definitely should appeal to you folks (and to P&T): religion, abuse of the legal system, and a hot chick. As a bonus, the hot chick is a member of the Church of the SubGenius -- a group in which Penn (Reverend Jillette) has proudly proclaimed his membership.
In short: The hot chick has had custody of her son taken away from her by an anal family judge, because she took part in a SubGenius event that involves nudity, religious blasphemy, Satanic goat head masks (made of papier-mache), and an off-color parody of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ."